Putting out fires – that’s what I do
From morning till night, all the day through
Well not in the true sense of the phrase
Never have I stepped into a blaze
Perhaps “fighting fires” just sounds more noble
Then shipping a package or faxing a logo
Then tracking a bug or installing a patch
Then configuring updates to run in a batch
Then running the conf call or training new hires
It’s much more impressive to be putting out fires
But all of these fires leave one open item,
Why does nobody ever claim to light em?